Once upon a time there was mr. purple file
and ms. pink file.
Both of them lived happily in the closet full of files
One day, mr. blue file accused mr. purple file of being gay. This angered him greatly that he secretly began to date ms. pink file, who was mr. blue file’s filefriend, to prove that he wasn’t gay and to get some sweet, sweet revenge.
So one day, while mr. blue file was out with their owner, mr. purple file tried to rape ms. pink file. Ms. pink file gave mr. purple file a big huge slap across the face and told him to get lost and that he IS gay after all. So mr. purple file decided to end his life by trying to jump in the bathtub wihle it was being filled, but failed in his attempt.
So the next day, he pulled the garden hose from the backyard and tried to douse everyone and make them drown, because they were the root of his problem. In the middle of his great plan, I walk in (Cheh, like some big hero man) and pull the hose away from mr. purple file just in the nick of time.
Mr. purple file had managed to wash all the pig’s blood away from ms. pink file and gave the rest of them files a good cleaning.
Now that’s why mr. purple file is now situated far, far away from ms. pink file.
The End
*No files were hurt in the production of this tale*
**Now you know I’m piss bored 
